Reach for the Skies, America!
|On American soil|
Good News: There is one less dangerous weapon available.
Ban News: In the last week America has become just a wee bit more lethal than it was the week before. Isn't that nice?
Recently our national dialogue (such as it it) has been engaged in a discussion on the "militarization" of America's police forces - not only on the left but also among the libertarian types. I understand full well the alarm that many are feeling at the prospect. But let me, just for the moment, play devil's advocate: Look at what the police in 2014 are up against. There is a huge percentage of the population that have become armed and quite dangerous. In certain parts of the country it is now cheerfully legal to carry these rapid-fire people-killing machines out in the open (in Texas for instance - SURPRISE!)
Remember what happened a few months ago in Nevada? When a team of rangers began to move in to evict the cattle of a rancher named Cliven Bundy from publicly-owned land they had been illegally grazing on for twenty years, an army of those half-witted militia assholes moved in to "defend" Mr. Bundy's "rights". What exactly those "rights" were they never made clear to no one's surprise. Some of these yahoos had brought their women and children with them. The rangers were forced to back off, fearing a bloodbath. When one takes into consideration the horrifying possibility of what might have transpired it was the wise thing to do.
The problem is that these fools got a propaganda boost that has made them crazier than they already were See?, they're saying to anyone who will listen, We took on the big, bad gub'ment and we won! Many of them then headed down to the Mexican border to "protect" America from the flood of children fleeing drug violence and right wing dictatorships in Central America.
A FRIENDLY MEMO FOR FOREIGNERS:
You're out of your fucking minds if you bring your loved ones on a vacation to the "Land of the Free". We're not free at all. In fact we are now a nation of sheep being held hostage at gunpoint. I just thought you should know.
Of course this all makes for very amusing copy. It really is a funny thing to behold a once mighty nation the throes of willful self-destruction - and I don't mean solely on the issue of guns. When a people consistently vote against their better interests and then wonder why they are falling into the abyss, that's always good for a giggle. I'm completely serious when I say that the fall of America is the funniest thing I've ever had the joy to witness in my fifty-six years of life on this planet. I don't want America to be destroyed but it's going to happen regardless of what I think. I might as well sit back and make the most of the ride into oblivion. I'll be making some tasty lemonade out of this barrel of nasty tasting lemons. Cynical you say? Yeah, maybe. I look at it this way: We're given two choices in life - to either laugh or cry. I choose the latter. So sue me.
In closing and for the record, I'm against the militarization of the nation's police force. But (for the time being anyway) I'm gonna give the poor sods the benefit of the doubt. They're up against a potential uprising of homicidal jackasses with beer bellies, low IQ's and bad breath. Can you blame them for being a tad paranoid? I can't.
Get used to living in a nation in ruins.
Oh yeah, and keep voting with the conservatives.
Bowling for Columbine
a film by Michael Moore
It's already a classic and should be viewed by every thinking American. You can get it for a good price on Amazon. Get it?